Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Letter to Zanita
Perhaps you are not aware, but you have broken one of the most basic rules of life. You are not allowed to possess two talents and excel at both in the space of one life time. Sure, if you wish to re-incarnate at the event of your current being's demise, and then become an amazing photographer in your next life.... you may do so. But to be that, and a drop dead gorgeous model all within a mere century (give or take...) is just unfair to the rest of us talentless buffoons that have been allotted this life time also. You have two choices: a) surrender a talent to one of us buffoons, or b) surrender both...
Yours sincerely, Talentless Buffoon.